Macho Radio
N.E.R.D., the band of Farell Williams, one of the infamous Neptunes (from what I know of it, a group of producers who somehow got famous by writing loads of mediocre RMB music), did a performance in the Melkweg last week, and if you missed it, at least I can say for use you weren’t listening to 3FM that evening.
For I think a few months now, some guy called Timur (surname unknown; he likes to call himself Timurrrr, which gets quite irritating after a while), does a daily radioshow on my former favorite radio station.
Now, Timurrr has a musical taste that is completely different from mine, which by itself isn’t a bad thing, but the trouble is that he makes absolutely no point of showing that fact. So, on the night N.E.R.D. played in the Melkweg, he mentioned the concert at least once between every song between eight and ten o’clockwith his female sidekick (which seems to be the trend nowadays) supporting him. And he even had a reporter on the scene of the crime, with whom he had one of the stupidest pieces of non-reporting I’ve ever heard. It went something like:
– So, you’re at the Melkweg now. I guess the party has already begin?
– Yeah, definitely. Everybody is waiting very anxiously.
– And what about the people there. Surely, they’re all very hip people.
– Yes, everybody I see around my has very hip clothing, and everybody is having a great time. [note that at this point, the actual performance had not begun yet]
– So, you would say that all the hip people of the Netherlands are down there?
– Well, yes, there are very many hip people here
And he finished the interview saying something like “Oh man, that’s a really cool party over there”. Reminded me of nothing so much as this Simpsons episode:
Zookeeper: Boy, that Stone Phillips sounds like quite a bloke. What television network is he on?
Bart: Why, NBC, of course.
Lisa: NBC has lots of great shows, and their news and sports coverage can’t be beat.
Wiggum: Do you think there’s anything great on NBC right now?
Homer: Oh, I’m sure of it.
Marge: But there’s only one way to find out.
[cut to the closing credits]
While his first ten mentionings of N.E.R.D. merely raised a “yeah, whatever”-reaction, that interview really made me wanna scream “Please shut the fuck up, you overpaid pathetic semi-macho!” (I’m sorry, my English swearing isn’t that good). Either he was paid for each time he said “hip”, or he just sucks all by himself.
When finally it was 10 o’clock and Timurrr’s program came to an end, he even succeeded in getting N.E.R.D. in his closing sentence by saying “That’s it. I’m going to N.E.R.D.”, thus solving the difficult “everybody hip is at N.E.R.D., yet I’m only whining about it on the radio”-paradox.
The real problem nowadays though is that these semi-macho, semi-hip DJ’s have been getting more and more predominant over the last few years. It was Jeroen van Inkel who succeeded in finally driving me away from Radio 538, and now it seems Timurrr is driving me away from 3FM now. Should get myself a cable radio connection so I can finally listen to Kink FM.
After I had a bit of a political discussion with my father today, I said I would vote for GroenLinks, a green, left-wing party for the next elections. My father noted he was a bit surprised, because he said he’d heard me utter some right-wing opinions lately (not that he had any examples)…